i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Randomize
