i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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