does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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