I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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