Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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