did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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