Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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