Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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