So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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