I wanna bring you to show and tell
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Do plants get herpes?
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