She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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