sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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