We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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