I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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