I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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