I'm gonna have a badass scar
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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