First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Success! We fucked roommates!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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