Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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