Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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