You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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