Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My friends, they love my intelligence
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
