he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize