Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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