the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
