He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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