problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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