Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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