Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I love you.
Bad choice
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