Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
this just has baby written all over it
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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