I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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