I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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