My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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