5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize
