For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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