Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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