do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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