do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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