and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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