So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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