Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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