Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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