Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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