I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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