Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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