So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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