Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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