Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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