I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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