I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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