I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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