they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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