just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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