it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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