I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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