at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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