I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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