Small penises have feelings too.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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